Thursday, September 8, 2016

Nighttime at Cunningham's

I understand that an art blog ought to be only about ART, and realize that in my last blog post I was in the middle of a tale of my childhood art influences. I promise I'll return to that story, but occasionally I will interrupt artistic musings with a glimpse into current real life. This is one of those interruptions. Hope y'all don't mind.
Last night I woke up around 2:30 am feeling really hungry. I went into the kitchen and tore a piece of bread off the loaf of ciabatta bread left over from dinner. I climbed back into bed in the dark next to my sleeping husband, whom I’ll call “Poor Husband Is Loved”, or PHIL for short.

ME: *Bites into bread. Realizes it’s garlic flavored.*
“Hm.”
PHIL: *Rolls over in bed* “What’s up?”
ME: “This ciabatta bread has garlic in it. Want some?”
PHIL *Long pause*“Wait. You’re eating?...No, no thanks.” *Gets up and wanders into bathroom*
ME: *Finishes bread and leans across to drink water which PHIL has on table by his side of bed*
PHIL: *Pads back from bathroom, stops next to bed*
ME: “I had some of your water."
PHIL: "Oh?"
ME: "Yes.That’s the good news”
PHIL: “Did you drink it all? Is that the bad news?” *Picks up water glass.*
ME: “No, but I spilled some”
PHIL: *Takes drink* “Is THAT the bad news?”
ME: *Snorts with not well-suppressed laughter* “Nope.”
PHIL: *Climbs into bed.*
ME: *Giggling helplessly* “I spilled it on your side. THAT’S the bad news.”
PHIL: "Sigh."
ME: *Continues to break out in giggles well into the early morning.*
PHIL: “Sigh.”

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